Transcription: The Underground. Much better. I'm Dalbaz. Dalbaz of Girth. I'm a wizard. Well, dungeon master, actually, when I'm not stuck in an appliance. Not that the job gets any respect nowadays, but I used to be a big deal. A hundred years ago. Well, then magic gets banished Yannick, the Grand Inquisitor, sprays me with Froba's electric wizard repellent and yadda yadda yadda, suddenly I'm all bollixed up in this piece of junk. Which brings me to you.
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